JENGKOL OH JENGKOL
Mrs Inah : “Nem, I need your help. I will make a
delicious food, so can you buy a
kilograms of jengkol in the Beijing Market?”
Painem : “Ha? Can you say it again, mom?”
Mrs Inah : “ Please buy a kilograms of jengkol in Beijing Market. Here is the money”
Painem : “What?
Are you kidding me?. Oh nooo, I won’t to buy it mom! Iwont!”
MrsInah : No problem if you won’t. I will give you
punishment
And then Painem call her friend.
Painem : “Hallo, Paijem? Please pick up the phone. Hallo , Hallo?”
Paijem: “Hallo. What’s going on?
Painem : “I have hot news!”
Paijem : “What
is it about?”
Painem: “It
is emergency . My mom told me to buy jengkol,
What do you think?!”
Paijem: “What? Are you kidding me?. Do you know that jengkol is smell bad ?”
Painem: “
Yes I know that, but the fact is I must buy
jengkol in Beijing Market”
Paijem: “Ohhnooo!
That’s too bad!
Painem: “can you give me an idea, where should we buy ”
Paijem: “Well,
I got an idea. we can buyy the jengkol
in the Godean Mall”
Painem : “Hmm.. That’s wonderful idea!. I agree with you. Oke, wait
a minute. I will pick you as fast as I could”
Paijem: “okay. I’m waiting on you”
At mall
Painem : “Let’s go to second ground. Look at
the eskskalator!”
Paijem : “Ekskalator? What is that?”
Painem : “Emm.. I can’t describe it,”
Paijem : “WOW! That’s
wonderful! HAHA” (naik ekskalator)
Painem : “Ih, please Paijem, it’s public place,”
Paijem : “Hehe. Hey, let’s go to the shop, I think
there are many jengkol in there,”
(nunjuk sebuah toko)
Painem : “That maybe
true, but...,”
Paijem : “Let’s go!!,”
Painem : “Eh eh, wait wait.. where is the
money??!” (sambil rogoh2 saku
celana)
Paijem : “What?? Are you joking??”
Painem : “Oh God! I leave the money at my
bed!”
Paijem : “So? What’s will we do in here? ”
Painem : “hehe. Stay cool, sist. Enjoy this trip,
let’s go to another place,”
Paijem : “hufft, okay..”
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